Brandy: Don’t you have a dick to suck?
Amber: Several! Unlike you, fucktard!
Brandy: Cluck you!
Amber: Cluck? Say fuck, like a normal person.
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maimitch:

Amber, a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle, you don’t need a man, you can support yourself. The To Do List (2013)

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All this species mixing with species, it upsets the cosmic balance. The Creators, they don’t like it. They built you to do what you were told.

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"If you had told me 5 years ago that I, Daniel Castellano, would be dating Mindy Lahiri, I would have said “Oh is everyone else on the planet dead?”"
Danny Castellano, The Mindy Project 3x01
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Why is everybody at work talking about how I’m good with my mouth? Oh, because it’s true.

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When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated or respected or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.

Breaking Bad (2008-2013)

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controlyourface:

If you want this bad enough and you want it for the right reasons, the strong will survive. My reason is the pure love, the joy of acting. ~ Aaron Paul for Flaunt (X)

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